Audit
Slot Audit
Dump the bag. Flag what you pulled in the last five loops. Leave with a cut list and a note on which berth is lying to you. Seventy minutes, no purchase required.
What we will do
A menu of arguments, not a catalog of heads
Pick the fight you are already having with your bag. If you do not know which fight that is, start with a slot audit and let the passenger clubs confess.
Full ticket
Fourteen Draft
The whole roster, written. Long-slot duel included. Wedge census included. Putter is one name. You walk out with a ticket you can tape inside the bag.
The fight
Long-Slot Duel
3-iron versus 7-wood versus driving iron, into a fan that apes river wind. One claimant keeps the berth. The others go home in the trunk.
Scoring
Wedge Census
How many scoring clubs a Norfolk Bermuda diet actually feeds. We would rather you own three honest lofts than four that overlap in wet air.
Middle bag
Hybrid Census
Zero, one, or two hybrids — counted against the 5-wood and the first iron you trust. Hybrids that duplicate a wood do not get a sympathy berth.
Addendum
Wind Addendum
Bolted onto any of the above when the river is up. We restage the ticket with a lower window and ask which high-ball clubs still deserve ink.
We will sell you a club only after it earns ink
Heads exist in the back if a duel produces a vacancy. We will not start a session by asking which brand you saw on a Sunday broadcast. The vacancy comes first. The hardware is a consequence.
We will not rebuild your swing
That is a different building. Read lesson or roster if you are mixing the two jobs. A slot that is lost because the player will not take a divot is still a lost slot — we will say so, then send you to someone who teaches.
Rates live on their own page because the ticket prices move slower than the wind board. See roster rates Hold a slot